In an angry speech at a Republican convention in Nashville over the weekend, Trump told the crowd, “If I become president one day, if I decide to do it, I will take them very, very seriously for good.” “Trump is so bad at playing awkwardly,” Meyers said. “If he had a fan, he would cut a hole so you could still see his mouth. “One thing we learn from this investigation is that the coup was far more horrific than this photo of the dude going up to the podium,” Meyers added. “If the riots had a chance, they would have done the same to Mike Pence. “I feel that, as a nation, we have not all fully appreciated the extent to which the president is in fact about to kill the vice president,” he continued. “You feel like you only read in history books, like the Burr / Hamilton duel. “Of course, if Trump and Pence had ever fought, one thing would be certain: Trump is not doing the 10 rhythms.” However, “everyone seems to have moved on from the threat to Pence, and that includes Pence himself.” Meyers noted that a week ago, Pence tweeted about his record in the Trump administration, proving that “Pence is like this ignorant guy you go to college with and he could not understand that you were throwing him away.”
Stephen Colbert
After referring to the arrest last week of seven Late Show employees at the Capitol for wandering – “The Capitol police just did their job, [and] “My staff just did their job” on the set of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog puppet show – Stephen Colbert turned to the subject of the third hearing on Tuesday, January 6: Trump’s plan to overthrow the 2020 election through a plan “Alternate voters”. “Unfortunately, so much has changed in Washington that Capitol police must always be vigilant because of the January 6 attack,” Colbert said. “And as the hearings become clearer every day, the responsibility for this real uprising lies with Putin’s puppet.” As the committee will detail, the Trump administration planned to send fake voters from Biden-won states to declare themselves “real” voters, through fake college credentials. “Did they really think it would work?” wondered Colbert. “Why not show up at the swearing-in ceremony for former president Joe Biden and try to trick Judge Roberts into swearing in again?” Trump “also tried to downplay his failed coup,” Colbert said, referring to his Jan. 6 speech as a “simple protest that got out of hand” and complained that people ignored “the size of the crowd – I think it was the largest number of people I have ever spoken to. “ “Who cares about the size of the cursed crowd!” exclaimed Colbert. “It’s like Jeffrey Damer says, ‘I know I killed a lot of people, but look how many leftovers I have.’ It was really just a potluck that got out of control. “
