The late-night host described the results so far as “less red tide and more purple snot,” adding: “America twisted Donald Trump’s chubby little nipples into a balloon animal last night.” Later, the host laughed to himself as he brought up reports that Trump is “lively” with Dr. Mehmet Oz, especially since he lost his Senate race in Pennsylvania and even blames his wife Melania for advising him to support the candidate. According to Maggie Haberman of the New York Times, Trump described her as “not her best decision.” “It might be her second worst decision,” Kimmel joked. “Trump is so mad at Melania, they don’t sleep in separate beds anymore.” From there, Kimmel shared an extended montage of pundits on both sides of the aisle, calling Trump the “biggest loser” of the midterm elections. “I don’t know, that’s not fair,” Kimmel said when he finished. “His nominees have done just as well as Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks and Trump University.” For more, listen to and subscribe to The Last Laugh podcast.
