Age: As old as humans. Appearance: Widely variable. You know one when you see it, though. Truth; Yes, it usually involves a lot of whining. It’s correct? I watch a lot of TV, and if a female figure grumbles, it is either because she has an orgasm or because she ate a lot of ice cream after a bad divorce. It is funny to mention whining, because researchers have just discovered that it is not a reliable indicator of orgasm. Like I said, it could be ice cream too. Sexual studies use two common methods for evaluating a woman’s orgasmic experience – the Orgasm Rating Scale (ORS) and the Body Orgasm Scale (BSOS). What do such devices look like to record this information? They are basic questionnaires for subjects to report on their own different sensory and physiological sensations during orgasm. Such as? The list of variables includes pulse, flushing, trembling, pulse, goose bumps and sweating. Where does the whining appear in this list? According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, it should not exist at all. How can this be? On the BSOS scale, it was one of the least reported items, to the extent that researchers suggested it was not at all useful as a measure. What were the items most mentioned? Exogenous sensations, genital sensations and sweating were some of the most common, along with “pleasant satisfaction”. “Pleasant satisfaction” is what I get when I wash the car. To each his own. Does this mean that women who whine during an orgasm pretend to? I’m asking for a friend. “Combined vocal”, as the study authors call it, is definitely an answer that remains under the woman’s conscious control. After all, this is the lesson he was trying to teach us when Harry met Sally. But just because it is not ordinary does not mean that it never happens. Studies have shown that there are many rare but verified effects associated with female orgasm, such as laughter, headaches, leg pain and sneezing. Laugh? That explains a lot. For more information, I can refer you to the 2017 study entitled: “Did you have a climax or are you just laughing with me?” I think we all know the answer to this question. Sorry. Say, “I will have what it’s – to pulsate, to tremble, to pulsate and to crumble, but perhaps less than sweat.” Do not say, “Oh my love – it sounds like someone had too much ice cream.”
