But the Convict had to face a rejuvenated Keir Starmer. In recent weeks, the Labor leader has seemed weak. As if his mind were elsewhere. But on Wednesday’s questions the prime minister was completely into it. Not all the gags landed, but then it was not needed. Johnson seemed desperate from the depths from the start. Powerless to defend his record. Nor do the Tories now believe the Tories line that the Labor Party is responsible for the railway strikes. More specifically, the public certainly seems to know where the mistake is. But first, it was a question from Labor Chris Elmore. Could Johnson confirm or deny if he ever tried to cite a job in government or the royal family for his girlfriend – now his wife – Carrie Johnson? Bubbles of nonsense trembled from the Convict’s mouth. What he had done was find work for many other people. That must be why so many people are unemployed. But not a clear denial. Everyone was surprised that he had not lied. Therefore, we can take it for granted. After all, Johnson’s only interest in institutions and their safeguards lies in how they can be deformed and corrupted to the fullest. What good is a web site if it simply “blends in” with everything else out there? Hell, he had bought his brother with a peer. He had given Evgeny Lebedev a peer. Even Eugene’s friends have not yet figured out if it exists in three dimensions. It mostly looks like a bearded cardboard. A billionaire without quality. And it is rumored that he plans to promote Paul Dacre to the Lords. So finding his last lover a nice number was completely unthinkable. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be paid 100 100,000 to do almost nothing at the State Department if the only other job offered was ως 10,000 ως as a cleaner in a care home? PMQs: Boris Johnson and Kir Starmer clash over railway strikes – video With Katadikos apparently rattling, Starmer rushed. The Tories candidate in the Wakefield election had been put to a vote of no confidence by his own party. Did this ring any bells? Maybe Johnson should consider himself something of a trendsetter. Buy one, get one for free. Maybe there was a run for useless people vying for Conservative positions. And was there a reason Boris did not bother to visit Wakefield? Had he decided that two bad people that no one wants to stand next to each other, was not the best appearance? “Pifflepafflewifflewaffle.” Johnson blushed, his face flushed as he tried to speak with understandable sentences. “But what about the railway strikes?” “Oh, I’m glad you mentioned it,” Starmer said. He may have been shy about the media the day before, but now he was ready for a discussion. What good have Convict and Grant Shapps done with themselves in recent months? Did the transport secretary for a vacation in Malaga get stuck again? Just two years ago he had to cancel his crises before they started, as he had not realized that the government’s own health regulations had changed. How stupid do you have to be to become a cabinet minister these days? Still Johnson and Shapps both appeared at a Tory fundraiser at V&A this week, where Johnson had found a sucker willing to pay 120 120,000 for dinner with Theresa May and David Cameron. Most healthy rich people would pay more to have dinner with this cast list. At least then you could escape without Boris trying to seduce you. Obviously not a candidate for a day Create your own Ponzi scheme with Michael Green. There were a lot of points from the Tories bench. Until they gradually came to an end, it was really the government – hard to believe sometimes, I know – and that they were largely responsible for the chaos. In which they were silent. Johnson broke out, but only to make matters worse. He claimed that he loved the railways and that he was building the Northern Powerhouse Rail. Only no one in the north believes this will ever happen. However, I’m glad to know that the Convict had rediscovered his talent for lying. It’s the only thing he excels at. Johnson continued to deny any knowledge of the bankers’ bonuses he had given the green light a few days earlier, before paying. It was true that the bankers had a lot of money because then they could spend it on the shops of small people. Starmer had the last word, for once. Just do your job. Surprisingly, the strike had nothing to do with government, when Johnson had just boasted about how much he had done for the railroads. He had an issue. The rest of the PMQ went through a vague pointless fog. The Labor just won the victory while the Tories stung themselves. Was their leader really that useless? The session ended with the same satire. “There is no room for intimidation in our society,” Katadikos said. This from a man who had refused to fire Priti Patel after she was found guilty of bullying her staff. And who should sit next to him? Priti Vacant herself. Wearing a blue ribbon against bullying. She can not resist trolling her victims. Next, we had two statements designed to set the mood for the most ardent Tory fans. Dominic Raab was the first to go, insisting that he really hated foreigners and that while his new human rights bill would continue to recognize the European Convention on Human Rights, he would only recognize the parts we liked. Do not worry, we could still deport refugees. Ah, they said some grievances. But could we get rid of enough refugees? Raab just shrugged. Then came the apotheosis of wear. Step forward, Jacob Rees-Mogg. There was a time when the skeleton with the dusty, double suit imagined its possibilities. He thought he was either a king or a king-maker. Now it has washed away. On the way down. So bad that Boris does not use it either. In his role as Brexit opportunities minister, the best he could find was for ordinary players to log on to his site to propose EU laws they no longer wanted. Yes, we hit 4% of GDP just to build more powerful vacuum cleaners. Wow. That makes it all worthwhile. Even Conservative MPs could see that this was desperate and almost no one spoke. The statement ended in the blink of an eye. This was a government with a futile gesture. Out of ideas. Come to the Convict. Your time is up.
